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Justice – celebrity style for trampy Lohan

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Don’t you just love the special treatment handed out to celebrities – and anyone unfortunate enough to fall somewhere under their shadow?

Lifelong tramp, druggy, and alcohol draining point, Lindsey Lohan, gets thrown into the Betty Ford clinic – really a holiday resort for the rich and famous – and then starts to assault the staff.

Who pays?

Not Teflon Lohan – no way!

Rather, a staff member the sodden so-called ‘star’ lashed out against gets the order of the boot, on a convenient charge of breaking patient confidentiality.

What a crock and set-up.

If that was a sacking offence, then the whole management of the Betty Ford clinic should be out on the street, begging bowls in hand.

If they were honouring that particular rule, then we should never know who is at the clinic, but the managers and owners don’t seem to have any problem with making sure the newspapers, magazines, and other media have a full and up to date listing of who is going in and out of the place, and usually why as well.

But that’s good publicity isn’t it, and good for business – not betraying their own patient’s confidentiality.

For some strange reason I cannot quite fathom, the word ‘hypocrite’ has just come to me. I wonder why?

[url=]BBC News – Lindsay Lohan suspected in attack on rehab staff member[/url]


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December 22, 2010 at 1:30 pm

Amy ‘nearly died after drug binge’ – WHO CARES?

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Blake Fielder-Civil, 27, told THE SUN how the singer’s eyes went blank and she had a fit before she passed out and stopped breathing.

THE SUN? This story wouldn’t have anything to do with a bit of sensationalism and bit of cash by any chance?

He told The Sun how, in panic, he had pulled his then wife’s tongue out of her mouth so she would not bite it, opened her mouth and breathed air down her throat.

HE WHAT? That soundS more like the sort of kinky romp the two would NORMALLY get up to for kicks when on drug-crazed high, and he’s just some sort of…?

The 25-year-old star had started a drink and drugs binge three days earlier in a pub near Heathrow to celebrate the success of her 2006 album Back to Black, the newspaper reported.

So, assuming this rubbish is true, and the waste of skin really did this, then there was nobody holding it down and forcing the drugs down its throat, up its nose, or anywhere else. WHO CARES?

Fielder-Civil, who divorced Winehouse this month on the grounds of her adultery, said the episode was “the most frightening thing I had ever seen”. He had been taking heroin and crack too and was trying to get his wife to go to bed as she had not slept for three days, he said.

So What? The only surprising thing here is that the drugs brought him out of his normal stupor.

What’s the point of taking this story to THE SUN?

The readers can’t read, so they won’t be able to read it, unless there are pictures to go with it, so the only reason can be to make some money, and make the rest of sick.





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July 27, 2009 at 8:24 am

Thugs and bitches make the world happy

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The Independent on Sunday has published its antidote to the rich list, which it calls the Happy List of 100 people who make Britain a better and a happier place to live.

These include Tim Berners-Lee, the inventor of the worldwide web, cricketer and fundraiser Ian Botham, and author and philanthropist JK Rowling.

Who the hell makes these lists up?

Tim Berners-Lee doesn’t deserve a place. While he can’t be blamed for Russia and China ruining the web by flooding it with billions of spam messages, slowing it down, closing down mail servers, and providing smutty, pornographic, insulting, adverts to the mailboxes of the world, we wouldn’t have them if he hadn’t invented the web.

Ian Botham – who are they kidding?

Botham is nothing more than an upper-class English boor and thug, who escaped the punishment he deserved for assaulting a police officer simply by virtue of his celebrity status. Any of the rest of us would have been carted off, thrown in a cell, prosecuted, locked up and forgotten. Mt Thuggy makes a sympathy plea, and walks away with a pat on the head.

JK Rowling – the corporate bitch from hell.

I’ve never read so much (or so little since I had to bin the book after a only a few line – what a pile of crap). However, the important thing about Rowling is to beware of threatening the witch’s billion (she was recently announced as a dollar billionaire – shouldn’t that have excluded her from the Happy List if it’s supposed to be an antidote to the Rich List?), god help you if you happen to produce anything that spins off from anything she might have her claws in. She can afford to take you to court and claim it’s hers by right – AND SHE WILL!

The real Happy List

What would make a real Happy List?

For the Auld Git, this would probably be a list of something like 100 high places, steep mountains, deep valleys, seaside cliffs and the like, preferably with the opportunity to see people like Botham and Rowling being thrown off them for good measure, and Winehouse on a bungee that was just a fraction longer than the drop.

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April 27, 2008 at 11:27 am

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POOH Gillian McKeith free ad on the BBC

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Failed con artist Gillian McKeith – famous for being caught trying to call herself Dr Gillian McKeith, but told to stop it after it was found she got the ‘title’ out of a Lucky Bag – popped up to advertise herself on the BBC tonight, with Jonathon Ross, where both of them had a great time discussing pooh.

Hatchet Face didn’t miss an opportunity to mention her holistic witchraft business, and how she poohs TWICE a day, AND inspects wht she produces each time.

Better still, we learn that this weird woman has even got a special toilet in her home, with a special ledge to catch that slightly solid natural body product, so it can be viewed and closely inspected without the interference of the usual water contamination making a mess of it.

This woman is one of the most irritating little yapping dogs that won’t go away.

Claiming to offer eating advice, all she does is advocate not eating things that are known to be particularly healthy if eaten in excess as if she was spouting something clever, and advices folk that are eating rubbish to stop it.

So what does she actually do?

Well, as luck would have it she sells books full of her shi?, sorry, nearly said it there, full of her advice. Presumably to sad people that read it, think it has done them some good, and them carry on as before, lighter only in so far as their wallets or purses and now much lighter, and the witch’s bank account is that little bit heavier.

And, even though this was on the BBC, there was a free advert for Hatchet Face’s forthcoming new book.

It’s a wonder she has time to squeeze TV appearances in, with all these poohs she has to make way for every day.

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February 29, 2008 at 11:18 pm