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Justice – celebrity style for trampy Lohan

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Don’t you just love the special treatment handed out to celebrities – and anyone unfortunate enough to fall somewhere under their shadow?

Lifelong tramp, druggy, and alcohol draining point, Lindsey Lohan, gets thrown into the Betty Ford clinic – really a holiday resort for the rich and famous – and then starts to assault the staff.

Who pays?

Not Teflon Lohan – no way!

Rather, a staff member the sodden so-called ‘star’ lashed out against gets the order of the boot, on a convenient charge of breaking patient confidentiality.

What a crock and set-up.

If that was a sacking offence, then the whole management of the Betty Ford clinic should be out on the street, begging bowls in hand.

If they were honouring that particular rule, then we should never know who is at the clinic, but the managers and owners don’t seem to have any problem with making sure the newspapers, magazines, and other media have a full and up to date listing of who is going in and out of the place, and usually why as well.

But that’s good publicity isn’t it, and good for business – not betraying their own patient’s confidentiality.

For some strange reason I cannot quite fathom, the word ‘hypocrite’ has just come to me. I wonder why?

[url=]BBC News – Lindsay Lohan suspected in attack on rehab staff member[/url]


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December 22, 2010 at 1:30 pm

Katona’s real personality

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You can’t get away from real rubbish, and the Katona waster has revealed its true colours in the past few days.

First caught on video cramming drugs into itself, and coming out with the usual whining of this sort of filthy smackhead, sorry etc etc.

Not sorry about doing drugs, but sorry it got caught.

Now it’s shown it’s violent side, and while it’s already in the eyes of the police for its drug-related offences, it decides to lash out.

Former pop star Kerry Katona has been arrested on suspicion of attacking a man in her home town of Warrington.

A 28-year-old woman from Wilmslow, understood to be the star, was detained at Hawthorne Business Park on Wednesday, Cheshire Police said.

The mother-of-four was also questioned on suspicion of criminal damage and a public order offence.

The former winner of ITV’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! made headlines two weeks ago when a national newspaper published a video of her allegedly snorting cocaine in the bathroom of her home.

Ms Katona was dropped as the face of frozen food chain Iceland following the revelations.

A spokesman for Cheshire Police said: “A 28-year-old woman from Wilmslow has been released and granted police bail until 12 October at 9am pending further investigation.”

She was held at Runcorn custody suite where she will return to answer bail next month, said a police spokesman.

You have to pity the poor police photographer, probably will the next to get beaten up by her – after all, you can only imagine how awful her mug shot will be with that nose of hers, what her face will look like without the photographer being paid to make the shot flattering and hide it.

It’s even the star of her own violent cartoon now, and used to frighten little children into behaving, with the threat of being adopted by it:

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August 27, 2009 at 8:00 am

Amy ‘nearly died after drug binge’ – WHO CARES?

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Blake Fielder-Civil, 27, told THE SUN how the singer’s eyes went blank and she had a fit before she passed out and stopped breathing.

THE SUN? This story wouldn’t have anything to do with a bit of sensationalism and bit of cash by any chance?

He told The Sun how, in panic, he had pulled his then wife’s tongue out of her mouth so she would not bite it, opened her mouth and breathed air down her throat.

HE WHAT? That soundS more like the sort of kinky romp the two would NORMALLY get up to for kicks when on drug-crazed high, and he’s just some sort of…?

The 25-year-old star had started a drink and drugs binge three days earlier in a pub near Heathrow to celebrate the success of her 2006 album Back to Black, the newspaper reported.

So, assuming this rubbish is true, and the waste of skin really did this, then there was nobody holding it down and forcing the drugs down its throat, up its nose, or anywhere else. WHO CARES?

Fielder-Civil, who divorced Winehouse this month on the grounds of her adultery, said the episode was “the most frightening thing I had ever seen”. He had been taking heroin and crack too and was trying to get his wife to go to bed as she had not slept for three days, he said.

So What? The only surprising thing here is that the drugs brought him out of his normal stupor.

What’s the point of taking this story to THE SUN?

The readers can’t read, so they won’t be able to read it, unless there are pictures to go with it, so the only reason can be to make some money, and make the rest of sick.





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July 27, 2009 at 8:24 am

Give us peace Amy

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Please god, do something to stop the Winehouse freak from endlessly pushing her ugly face into the media at every opportunity.

It has to rank as one of, if not the most horrible thing that is currently being paraded under the name of celebrity.

Even that big fat Scottish thing-that-sings almost comes up looking presentable after all the slap has been caked on, and the excess hair ripped out.

Still pretty horrible to look at under the heading of entertainment, but better than the alien freakiness of Winehouse.

The whining groaning that is supposed to pass for talent is something that escapes me, and is still like some sort of animal being tortured that someone should attend to. Why, apart from giving her body away (and who would, you never know what you might catch) would anyone want to give this thing the endless stream of awards, it’s like rewarding drug-taking and over-dieting as if they were worthy activities.

As if anyone cares, we keep getting endless news releases about it’s life not being in danger, that it and it’s hubby are involved in criminal activities, but yet still seem to be able to escape any sort of justice.

Now it has been found not guilty of assaulting a dancer at a charity ball.

The court heard that the singer hit out at Sharlene Flash at in an “unfortunate accident”.

Isn’t it great what you can do when you’re celebrity vermin – and have enough money to buy everybody off.

Most offensive thing of all though was seeing the creep outside the court – smoking!

Just shows how “socially responsible” it is, setting an example of smoking drinking drugging violent celebrity for the all the kiddy fans to learn and follow.

If ever there was a case for banning, and fining anyone for smoking in public, we’ve just seen it.

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July 24, 2009 at 10:29 pm

Sick racist bitch girlfriend provides mitigation for assault

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If you want to try an get off with assaulting some poor bugger, get yourself a golf club, and a dumb stupid thick fat evil racist bitch girlfriend, after making sure you let the media know she has “advanced and life threatening” cervical cancer, even if you have to go and have it given to her, which as a celebrity, you will consider and acceptable thing to do in order to get into the news.

That what a thug called Jack Tweed, 21, of Buckhurst Hill, Essex, who was on Channel 4’s Celebrity Big Brother with girlfriend Jade Goody did – although he still ended up with 9 months behind bars.

You’d have to admit that that isn’t really much of a sentence – if the auld git set about somebody’s head with a golf club, then after the fractured skull that the first whack would cause, the all would be for an undertaker – not a paramedic.

These people are just scum, and should be taken away somewhere, lost and then forgotten.

I didn’t approve of this sort of thing before, and still don’t for ordinary people, even criminals, but for celebrity trash like this, something along the lines of being dragged along the public streets in chains, or being stoned (little stones that is, we don’t want to get too uncivilised, but we are dealing with celebrities) in public.

You could sell tickets, and maybe even the stones, say a bag of 50 for a tenner – sounds like god value to me, and the money could go to their victims.

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September 1, 2008 at 1:34 pm

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Violent footballer escapes more jail while still inside

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Some thug that plays football has been given a 4 month suspended jail sentence for assault. Coward Joey Barton repeatedly punched Ousmane Dabo while he was on the floor, and admitted assault occasioning actual bodily harm.

Barton punched former Manchester City colleague Ousmane Dabo up to five times, leaving him unconscious and covered in blood on the ground. He had claimed he acted in self-defence but changed his plea to guilty yesterday ahead of a scheduled trial in Manchester.  Witnesses were due to give evidence saying they saw Barton continue to punch his team-mate as he lay dazed on the ground. Barton’s a real brave guy to be around.

He’s currently inside for six months after carrying an attack while out on bail – does this guy know when to stop attacking people?

For this latest incident, which happened in May, he has also been ordered to carry out 200 hours community service and must pay £3,000 compensation to Dabo as well as footing the prosecution costs.

He’s a pretty good example of the wisdom of the “3 strikes and you’re out” campaign, and is the sort of vermin that we should be protected from. A loose cannon ready to go off at any time, and clearly not in control of himself. After the third time, he’s the type that should be locked up and have the key thrown away so we’re safe and police time isn’t being wasted.

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July 1, 2008 at 3:11 pm

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Winehouse rumour machine moved into top gear

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After carelessly being caught lashing out violently towards an innocent fan in the audience at Glastonbury, it looks as if the cheque books were out in force, and a few handy witnesses have come out of the woodwork with suitably honourable stories that turn the evilness into a virtuous and wronged individual.

Not only do they manage to come up the guy that was supposedly whacked, he’s such a nice, big-hearted, all round good guy, that he’s “disappointed”, but has no intention of making a complaint (to the police).

Neither would anyone else with the chance of a cheque on the horizon.

I don’t know what the rules are for getting into Tussaud’s waxworks is these days, but I guess they still have the medical section with all the deformed foetuses, body and face casts from those disfigured by illness, and the various freaks that were recorded as wax models.

I suppose they must still have the medical horrors section, and I see that Amy Winehouse is set to be immortalised in wax by Tussaud’s.

They’ll have to do something about the warning on the entrance to the display area though, as the present one is just not adequate to protect anyone of a sensitive or nervous disposition that might wander in see her with that alien attached to her, head, and if the warning is not made more graphic they could end up in court being sued if anyone faints, or collapses and dies from the shock of seeing it.

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June 30, 2008 at 10:07 pm

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