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Violent footballer escapes more jail while still inside

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Some thug that plays football has been given a 4 month suspended jail sentence for assault. Coward Joey Barton repeatedly punched Ousmane Dabo while he was on the floor, and admitted assault occasioning actual bodily harm.

Barton punched former Manchester City colleague Ousmane Dabo up to five times, leaving him unconscious and covered in blood on the ground. He had claimed he acted in self-defence but changed his plea to guilty yesterday ahead of a scheduled trial in Manchester.  Witnesses were due to give evidence saying they saw Barton continue to punch his team-mate as he lay dazed on the ground. Barton’s a real brave guy to be around.

He’s currently inside for six months after carrying an attack while out on bail – does this guy know when to stop attacking people?

For this latest incident, which happened in May, he has also been ordered to carry out 200 hours community service and must pay £3,000 compensation to Dabo as well as footing the prosecution costs.

He’s a pretty good example of the wisdom of the “3 strikes and you’re out” campaign, and is the sort of vermin that we should be protected from. A loose cannon ready to go off at any time, and clearly not in control of himself. After the third time, he’s the type that should be locked up and have the key thrown away so we’re safe and police time isn’t being wasted.


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July 1, 2008 at 3:11 pm

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Thugs and bitches make the world happy

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The Independent on Sunday has published its antidote to the rich list, which it calls the Happy List of 100 people who make Britain a better and a happier place to live.

These include Tim Berners-Lee, the inventor of the worldwide web, cricketer and fundraiser Ian Botham, and author and philanthropist JK Rowling.

Who the hell makes these lists up?

Tim Berners-Lee doesn’t deserve a place. While he can’t be blamed for Russia and China ruining the web by flooding it with billions of spam messages, slowing it down, closing down mail servers, and providing smutty, pornographic, insulting, adverts to the mailboxes of the world, we wouldn’t have them if he hadn’t invented the web.

Ian Botham – who are they kidding?

Botham is nothing more than an upper-class English boor and thug, who escaped the punishment he deserved for assaulting a police officer simply by virtue of his celebrity status. Any of the rest of us would have been carted off, thrown in a cell, prosecuted, locked up and forgotten. Mt Thuggy makes a sympathy plea, and walks away with a pat on the head.

JK Rowling – the corporate bitch from hell.

I’ve never read so much (or so little since I had to bin the book after a only a few line – what a pile of crap). However, the important thing about Rowling is to beware of threatening the witch’s billion (she was recently announced as a dollar billionaire – shouldn’t that have excluded her from the Happy List if it’s supposed to be an antidote to the Rich List?), god help you if you happen to produce anything that spins off from anything she might have her claws in. She can afford to take you to court and claim it’s hers by right – AND SHE WILL!

The real Happy List

What would make a real Happy List?

For the Auld Git, this would probably be a list of something like 100 high places, steep mountains, deep valleys, seaside cliffs and the like, preferably with the opportunity to see people like Botham and Rowling being thrown off them for good measure, and Winehouse on a bungee that was just a fraction longer than the drop.

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April 27, 2008 at 11:27 am

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