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Rubbish funny man Kielty speeds off

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Northern Ireland comic Patrick Kielty has been clocked doing over 100mph on a notorious Scottish road, it has emerged. Mr Kielty, 36, from Dundrum in County Down, has been charged with driving his car at 101mph. He was stopped by police on the A75 close to Newton Stewart, Dumfries and Galloway, on 27 December last year.

The Fame Academy host is expected to make a plea at Stranraer Sheriff Court later this month.


What plea!

Do the same as would happen to anyone else – do him automatically for Dangerous Driving, fine him a packet (that he can well afford) and take his licence off him for a year, and make him resit his test before he gets it back too.

Make that TWO YEARS for his driving ban, since the dangerous little fart was caught on a road the Auld Git has to use, and he’d prefer not to have to share it with rubbish like Lielty anyway.

Remember, he’s the funny man that thought it was funny to make jokes about Kate and Gerry McCann and their missing daughter Madeline in his stage show – at least the audience could walk out, since he hadn’t sped into them at 100 mph+ and killed or maimed some of them.


Written by auldgit

March 1, 2008 at 11:04 pm

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