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Justice – celebrity style for trampy Lohan

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Don’t you just love the special treatment handed out to celebrities – and anyone unfortunate enough to fall somewhere under their shadow?

Lifelong tramp, druggy, and alcohol draining point, Lindsey Lohan, gets thrown into the Betty Ford clinic – really a holiday resort for the rich and famous – and then starts to assault the staff.

Who pays?

Not Teflon Lohan – no way!

Rather, a staff member the sodden so-called ‘star’ lashed out against gets the order of the boot, on a convenient charge of breaking patient confidentiality.

What a crock and set-up.

If that was a sacking offence, then the whole management of the Betty Ford clinic should be out on the street, begging bowls in hand.

If they were honouring that particular rule, then we should never know who is at the clinic, but the managers and owners don’t seem to have any problem with making sure the newspapers, magazines, and other media have a full and up to date listing of who is going in and out of the place, and usually why as well.

But that’s good publicity isn’t it, and good for business – not betraying their own patient’s confidentiality.

For some strange reason I cannot quite fathom, the word ‘hypocrite’ has just come to me. I wonder why?

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12056694]BBC News – Lindsay Lohan suspected in attack on rehab staff member[/url]

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December 22, 2010 at 1:30 pm

Boiled horse voted the ‘LEAST SEXY’ IN SEX AND THE CITY

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Proving that pure tat can make a programme popular, I’ve never seen ‘Sex and the City’, and would never insult myself by choosing to see such rubbish were it not for the endless promotion it receives between other programmes.

One of the things that I’ve never understood is the truly unattractive lead character, who keeps on being promoted as if she was beautiful – she’s not! But has even appeared in adverts for beauty products or perfume – products which clearly don’t work, or if they do, she forgot to use them the day they filmed. Some advert for her own range of overpriced junk.

Clearly an example of promoters trying to maintain a myth by repeating it often enough, but it looks as if it isn’t working any more:

Sarah Jessica Parker has been snubbed by fans of Sex and the City, who have voted her character Carrie Bradshow the show’s least sexy female.

The actress’ cocktail-swilling journalist alter-ego has come bottom of a poll conducted by Pincer Vodka, to mark forthcoming movie sequel Sex and the City 2.

Kristin Davis’ conservative art dealer Charlotte York is the surprising winner, ahead of flamboyant maneater Samantha Jones – played by Kim Cattrall.

Cynthia Nixon’s redhead lawyer Miranda Hobbes claimed fourth place, relegating Bradshaw to fourth, and last, place.

Pincer Vodka CEO Jonathan Engels said: ?We were stunned with the outcome of the poll and we suspect Sarah Jessica Parker might need more than one Cosmopolitan to drown her sorrows.?

So reports The Daily Star Celeb News :: Parker’s Bradshaw voted the ‘least sexy’ in Sex and the City

I’ll carry on laughing at Jeremy Clarkson’s description of this female troll, when he described her as looking like a “BOILED HORSE”.

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May 17, 2010 at 9:47 pm

Katona’s real personality

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You can’t get away from real rubbish, and the Katona waster has revealed its true colours in the past few days.

First caught on video cramming drugs into itself, and coming out with the usual whining of this sort of filthy smackhead, sorry etc etc.

Not sorry about doing drugs, but sorry it got caught.

Now it’s shown it’s violent side, and while it’s already in the eyes of the police for its drug-related offences, it decides to lash out.

Former pop star Kerry Katona has been arrested on suspicion of attacking a man in her home town of Warrington.

A 28-year-old woman from Wilmslow, understood to be the star, was detained at Hawthorne Business Park on Wednesday, Cheshire Police said.

The mother-of-four was also questioned on suspicion of criminal damage and a public order offence.

The former winner of ITV’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! made headlines two weeks ago when a national newspaper published a video of her allegedly snorting cocaine in the bathroom of her home.

Ms Katona was dropped as the face of frozen food chain Iceland following the revelations.

A spokesman for Cheshire Police said: “A 28-year-old woman from Wilmslow has been released and granted police bail until 12 October at 9am pending further investigation.”

She was held at Runcorn custody suite where she will return to answer bail next month, said a police spokesman.

You have to pity the poor police photographer, probably will the next to get beaten up by her – after all, you can only imagine how awful her mug shot will be with that nose of hers, what her face will look like without the photographer being paid to make the shot flattering and hide it.

It’s even the star of her own violent cartoon now, and used to frighten little children into behaving, with the threat of being adopted by it:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/directory/K/Kerry_Katona.asp

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August 27, 2009 at 8:00 am

Kerry Katona dump

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The title of this post was Kerry Katona dumped, then I realised that dump was another word for turd, and that just seemed even more accurate, so went with the shorter version.

I’ve never understood why Iceland went with the fat tart, portrayed as if she was some sort of lovely caring mother in their adverts – well, I do know, it;s because she’s another piece of celebrity vermin that attract viewers looking for gossip.

I’ve never understood why the fat tart was also promoted as being attractive, as she’s far from it until covered with makeup applied by an expert, and she’s got a mouth like  bucket, and now we know she’s got a nose like one too, thanks to the video that shows her having a good snort to keep her going for another few minutes.

Why are people so willing to be conned like trash such as Kerry Katona, and throw money at them to let them have a life that most people can only be envious of? And why do they always waste it, with drugs and the like.

Celebrity vermin I call them all, and celebrity vermin nearly all of them prove to be, and they should be put down, just like vermin.

At least Iceland didn’t waste any time, and administered a good size 12 boot up her backside, and got rid of the smackhead at the first opportunity, and didn’t go in for any sympathy nonsense.

Like the smug bitch isn’t laughing all the way to bank with their money already, with their £250,00 for doing sod all but putting he fat face into their ads.

Good choice of product there though – stuffed pig pork!

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August 19, 2009 at 10:08 am

Amy ‘nearly died after drug binge’ – WHO CARES?

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Blake Fielder-Civil, 27, told THE SUN how the singer’s eyes went blank and she had a fit before she passed out and stopped breathing.

THE SUN? This story wouldn’t have anything to do with a bit of sensationalism and bit of cash by any chance?

He told The Sun how, in panic, he had pulled his then wife’s tongue out of her mouth so she would not bite it, opened her mouth and breathed air down her throat.

HE WHAT? That soundS more like the sort of kinky romp the two would NORMALLY get up to for kicks when on drug-crazed high, and he’s just some sort of…?

The 25-year-old star had started a drink and drugs binge three days earlier in a pub near Heathrow to celebrate the success of her 2006 album Back to Black, the newspaper reported.

So, assuming this rubbish is true, and the waste of skin really did this, then there was nobody holding it down and forcing the drugs down its throat, up its nose, or anywhere else. WHO CARES?

Fielder-Civil, who divorced Winehouse this month on the grounds of her adultery, said the episode was “the most frightening thing I had ever seen”. He had been taking heroin and crack too and was trying to get his wife to go to bed as she had not slept for three days, he said.

So What? The only surprising thing here is that the drugs brought him out of his normal stupor.

What’s the point of taking this story to THE SUN?

The readers can’t read, so they won’t be able to read it, unless there are pictures to go with it, so the only reason can be to make some money, and make the rest of sick.

DON’T CARE!!!

DON’T WANT TO KNOW!!!

STOP PUSHING THE FREAK IN OUR FACES IN THE NEWS, IN THE PAPERS AND IN THE MEDIA!!!

IT MAKES US SICK EVEN TO LOOK AT IT!!!

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July 27, 2009 at 8:24 am

Winehouse arrested – let’s lose the key

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What does it take to let me look at the news without seeing the horrible ugliness that is called Winehouse?

If it’s not her, it’s someone attached to the creature that’s getting themselves in the news just to keep up their profile.

Now she’s supposed to be getting violent – does that mean so much drink and drugs that she can’t control herself, or that’s she’s getting even more unstable because she’s being kept off them, and starving herself (not to death, unfortunately for the rest of us) so we can delight in viewing her bony body (shudders).

There’s no justice, whenever the police get this smackhead inside a police station their should her in the coldest, darkest, most out of the way and forgotten cell in the building, and then throw the key away. With any luck, everyone would forget she was there, and the rest of us wouldn’t have to put up with the insane hero worship that surrounds this truly horrible and detestable female and her pack of followers.

Now she’s made it onto a Rich List, and we’re told her behaviour has meant amassing at least £10 million in a personal fortune.

This country is supposedly in a credit crunch with so-called ‘Child Poverty’ an embarrassment. I doubt either of those are true if ‘the people’ can afford to hand over the money to the likes of Winehouse and her band of drugged and drunk celebrity peers. There’s clearly too much surplus cash around if ‘the people’ can afford to willingly hand it over to rubbish like them, who don’t even do an honest day’s work – it would kill them – unlike those who pay for their lifestyle.

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April 25, 2008 at 11:41 pm

Twice as bad with Elvis

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Fat, overweight, drug soaked, died-on-the-bog king of nothing Elvis Presley did Britain a great service by only visiting it and despoiling it once, or so the relatively good news used to be.

The story of his flying visit when his plane landed at Prestwick (so, the Scots aren’t always the lucky ones) and the creep was seen wasn’t the only time his presence disgraced the Great Britain.

Now it seems the misery for the land has just doubled, and Mr Greasy was here twice…

Veteran rock star Tommy Steele has admitted he took Elvis Presley on a secret tour of London in 1958.

For more than 50 years, brain-dead Presley fans have believed the only time he ever set foot in the UK was during a stop-over at Prestwick Airport in March 1960, (and tried to convince the non-brain-dead that he’s still alive and well somewhere, rather than still trying to flush himself down a toilet somewhere).

But theatre producer Bill Kenwright revealed Steele’s secret on Radio 2.

In a note passed to the Daily Mail, Steele said he “swore never to divulge publicly” what took place and he “regrets” that news leaked out.

The 71-year-old, who is currently appearing in a production of Dr Dolittle in Woking, said: “I can only hope he [Presley] can forgive me.

Mr curl-up-and die-on-the-toilet might, but the rest of us don’t forgive you for letting slip that the disgrace to humankind has now doubled his time here, and made the place just a little bit dirtier than it was before.

How the heck anyone can have any admiration for someone like that is beyond me. If he’s been my boy I’d have done the decent thing years before, and shot him, and them myself for bringing him into the world.

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April 23, 2008 at 1:02 am