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Footballer on 120mph speed charge

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Reported by the BBC, it ooks like another filthy arrogant footballer has discovered that they might not be the exalted god that their ridiculous pay packet makes them think they are, and we’ll have to wait for a while to see if he can find someone to share his ill-gotten gains with, and see if he can get himself off these charges for putting us ordinary folk at risk.

Like all these dangerous, pig-headed wasters, there shouldn’t be any option of having the case continued, or of any other such right being accorded to them for this sort of behaviour, and it should be straight off to jail if the police present evidence – especially for 120 mph.

God knows how fast he was actually travelling, as it’s usual for a lesser speed to be quoted on the chrage, so they can’t pay their lawyer to claim they were travelling slower than the recorded speed and that the equipment and method were inaccurate in such a way as to influence the result – he was probably really doing closer to 130 or even 140 mph.

An Aberdeen footballer has appeared in court charged with driving dangerously at speeds of up to 120mph.

Lee Miller, of Perth, made no plea to the charge when he appeared at Stonehaven Sheriff Court.

It is alleged Mr Miller drove at speeds of up to 120mph in a 70mph zone on the A90 Aberdeen to Dundee road on 30 March.

It is also alleged he drove at up to 90mph in a 40mph zone. The case was continued until October.

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September 4, 2008 at 10:26 am

Ronaldo devianto

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There’s the Aulg Git rolling on the floor in fits of laughter again…

This time it’s some washed up has-been footballer – apparently this Ronaldo character was a famous player at some time. No point in asking me about that though, footballers are top of the celebrity vermin tree, being paid millions for doing absolutely nothing. Rather, they are paid millions to front advertising campaigns and rip off people for overpriced rubbish sold by their sponsors.

It seems that not satisfied with his girlfriend, who must have the brains and mental abilities of a goldfish if she’s still his girlfriend and not left him now (nah, never going to happen if he’s stuffing money into her), after he dropped her off at their house, he then drove and collected three prostitutes for his further pleasure.

Seriously girlfriend, if you’re not getting a big fat wedge of cash from the bold Ronaldo – GO ELSEWHERE NOW!

Unless Ronaldo has been hit in the face too many times with a football, could he really not see that he had picked up transvestites? Picking up one and getting a surprise might be believable, but THREE? It must have been dark!

“There’s a strong chance that Ronaldo has been the victim of extortion.”

Ronaldo “reported that Andreia had taken his car documents and demanded $30,000 [£15,000]”, said Rio police superintendent Carlos Augusto Nogueira.

When the footballer refused to pay the prostitute, the latter claimed that Ronaldo had taken drugs, and had threatened to hurt the three transvestites.

Under Brazilian law, while pimping sex workers and running establishments where sex is sold are illegal, prostitution itself is not.

In a statement Ronaldo is reported to have denied ever using drugs, and reiterated that he was a victim of extortion.

Sure! One decrepit footballer – supposedly recovering from surgery, three transvestites, and we’re stupid enough to believe he threatened them. One lot’s as bad as the other. Lock the lot up, throw away the key, and the world would be a better place.

The guy’s a weirdo, and now he’s be caught out. The girlfriend should dump him fast, unless she want to experience strange and wonderful diseases and their treatment, and his sponsors, unless their selling kinky stuff should drop him too.

At least that way, the rest of us won’t find we’re presented with stories that we don’t want to see when we look at the news. I don’t know who’s worst – the weirdos we are forced to read about, or the media whores who push these stories in our faces. Put this rubbish, and the rubbish stories about them on the back pages, and don;t promote on the front of news web sites as if it was news of some importance. It’s just sewage.

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April 30, 2008 at 10:45 am