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Rehab is…

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They sent me to rehab, but…

I ran away from the freaks.

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September 20, 2008 at 10:58 pm

Dirty Russell Brand

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Isn’t Russell Brand a dirty creep that should be thrown into the nearest skip, with a prayer that it will be lifted an carried off to an incinerator post-haste?

Without the decency to have a wash, shave and haircut at some time (and I don’t mean a short back and sides, you can have long hair without looking like something the cat or dog dragged in backwards through a hedge or building site), even though I don’t wan to see him because I don’t like gagging, he still has to popup in the news.

Looking as if he’d been living on the streets for a couple of years, and the dirt was caked on, he made an appearance in America, and true to form pulled a cheap shot to get himself noticed, making remarks I won’t dignify here, but were enough to merit some sort of grudging apology from the deranged, drunken smackhead.

Far from being a mistake or slip, if you don’t think the cynical pile of crap didn’t sit down and carefuly choose his insults so they would be outrageous enough to gain him publicity and notoriety, but not have him ousted and rejected after his first appearance Stateside, then you believe in the tooth fairy – and are broke!

Russell Brand should be thrown out in the street, cut off from the ridiculous amounts of cash he has been able to con people out of so far to fund his drug and drink soaked lifestyle (yeh, right, that’s all behind him – see the tooth fairy), and left to starve unless he gets a real job, working 40 hours a week for a pounds an hour, and having to work the same again in overtime to put a roof over his head and food in his mouth.

He’d probably drink what little he was paid, snort it up his nose, or stick it in his arm.

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September 13, 2008 at 10:14 pm