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Jordan bu(r)sts out

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Another waste of skin, and what a lot of skin in some places, JORDAN is now forcing her abhorrent and gross carcase into our faces on the front covers of any magazine that will let this media whore collect a few more pieces of silver to finance her, and her plastic toy-boy’s life style. The saddest thing as these things are allowed to breed – you can only the pity the kids and what they will become in the future, with parents like that.

After spending her past life forcing larger implant upon larger implant into her chest to keep herself propped up somewhere around the top of the media spoil heap, she’s now getting herself headline billing one the celebrity rags by proclaiming “I’ve ruined my body” or some similar rubbish.

WHAT DOES SHE EXPECT?

Nobody twisted her arm up her back and forced her onto the plastic surgeon’s table! She did it all on her own and for no reason other than to get attention, or rather money. Anyone with more than the celebrity single brain cell knows that boob jobs have consequences, and if you’re going to get the job done, and done repeatedly to extreme, then hell mend you if you suffer the consequences.

IT’S STILL GOING ON THIS WEEK!

Obliged to walk past those damned celebrity vermin magazines on the way to the supermarket checkout, there’s little, sorry BIG miss ‘I can cover my nipples with a piece of string and get all the photographers to watch in case I slip’ adorning their covers for the second week running, and having told us she’d ruined her body last week, this week there’s some drivel about ruining her life or something to be had.

It just makes you wish that rubbish like this would turn into something useful like a ding beetle, and go crawl away and give the rest of peace, and a break from having to see them, no matter how much we try an avoid it.

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Written by auldgit

February 19, 2008 at 9:22 pm

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