Winehouse abandons comeback gig
The world’s a slightly better place, as we read of sicko Amy Winhouse abandoning a so-called comeback gig at the St Lucia Jazz Festival – you have to wonder how much the organisers were paid in bribes to let that rubbish even be seen at their event, let alone assault people’s ears.
This vile creature had the cheek to blame the weather on its inability to stagger on and around the stage, and then made it worse by expressing disappointment.
The truth comes from the audience, where “fans” criticised its performance, and described attempts to sing as as “painful”.
To insult those at the festival further, the waste of skin forgot the words, and told the crowd “Sorry, I’m bored”.
A spokesman tried to rewrite history and hide this by later stating that rain flooded the stage, and that even though the performers tried to soldier on, the set had to be cut short.
Funny how the statement varies from what those that was there saw, as the waste mocked them by telling the crowd it was bored, and probably had to be pulled off the stage to stop it saying something even worse to them.
A quote from a local resident named only as Ben seem to have been distorted. While it has been published as “What a wasted talent”, it probably sounded more like “What a waster” when it was originally made.
