The polo set are pretty smart
I wouldn’t normally pat the monied ranks of the “polo set” on the back, but they got things just right back in July when they sent tramp Jordan (who presumably uses a second identity as Katie Price to fool the tax man) packing when she tried to crash one of their events. In July, Price was turned away from the Cartier International polo event in Windsor, Berkshire. She claimed she was told she was not the type they wanted.
Too right – rubbish like that isn’t wanted anywhere.
She later argued that she knew more about horses than most of the celebrity guests at the society event.
Well that wouldn’t be hard, given the amount of “riding” we see her doing when we’re unfortunate to catch her and her stud on their TV programme we can’t avoid when changing channels – god, I wish digital TV boxes changed channels faster!
Price appeared at the Horse of the Year show on her horse, Jordan’s Glamour Girl.
What sort of a name is that for a horse – you might as well call it “Get you kit out for the boys”.
“I am delighted to be able to invite Katie back for the finale,” said show director Mark Wein.
Price found fame as a glamour model.Funny, I thought she found fame as a piece of tat that forced its way into publicity and celebrity for having its chest pumped up to ridiculous levels in order to appeal to the leering, juvenile males of the land that would pay to ogle her.
She has since published bestselling books, launched merchandise including lingerie, cosmetics and equestrian wear, and appears in the reality TV series Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter.
So, she put her name on a book someone wrote for her (did she use a crayon or just place her mark on the contract), used her celebrity name to push a load of cheap and trashy underwear and perfume, and makes a porn programme about her and her stud where we see her repeatedly “giving her one”.
It’s not really much to be proud of.
Thank goodness for the nice people at the Cartier polo event, at least they’re not diverted by a huge pair of boobs and some soft porn, and can see when it’s time to get the bucket and shovel out and clean the dropping away from their door before the smell gets in.
