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Another kid suffers a daft celebrity name

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Nicole Kidman’s father has revealed he suggested naming his granddaughter Sunday, having been inspired by artist Sidney Nolan’s muse Sunday Reed.

Kidman and husband country singer Keith Urban welcomed Sunday Rose Kidman Urban into the world on Monday in the US.

According to the news, Sunday is Kidman’s first biological child – what were the other? Vegetables?

I suppose the poor little creature is lucky that all she was lumbered with was “Sunday”, at least it’s not on the same scale of things that could be dragged up from the past like Zowie, or some of the other monstrosities that could only be given to celebrity vermin offspring, because if they had to go for a job interview (like normal people) then the potential emoloyer would take one look at the name on the application, consider they were being made a fool of, and discard the application without further consideration – the amusingly named offspring would either die of starvation because they could earn their keep, or have to go somewhere like the European Court of Human Rights, and have their parent found guilty of some form of cruelty, and be forced to pay for their keep for the rest of their life.

Written by auldgit

July 9, 2008 at 10:42 am

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