Amy Winehouse’s Cat
We’ve had Saddam’s cat a while back, now we have exclusive paparazzi shots of Amy Winehouse’s cat.
Since the picture was taken, the cat has taken advantage of the latest Winehouse gimmick to gain sympathy for her filthy addictions, by having her publicity machine manufacture stories about her being ill, rather than dried out. While she’s out of sight, the cat has been able to have its addictions treated by its personal vet, and is now completely clean, and determined to stay that way now that its escaped.
The rumour machine claims the cat has arranged for a revenge hit on its former owner, and is being paid millions, as people flock to contribute to its scheme to rid the world of the horribleness.
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