Katona’s real personality
You can’t get away from real rubbish, and the Katona waster has revealed its true colours in the past few days.
First caught on video cramming drugs into itself, and coming out with the usual whining of this sort of filthy smackhead, sorry etc etc.
Not sorry about doing drugs, but sorry it got caught.
Now it’s shown it’s violent side, and while it’s already in the eyes of the police for its drug-related offences, it decides to lash out.
Former pop star Kerry Katona has been arrested on suspicion of attacking a man in her home town of Warrington.
A 28-year-old woman from Wilmslow, understood to be the star, was detained at Hawthorne Business Park on Wednesday, Cheshire Police said.
The mother-of-four was also questioned on suspicion of criminal damage and a public order offence.
The former winner of ITV’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! made headlines two weeks ago when a national newspaper published a video of her allegedly snorting cocaine in the bathroom of her home.
Ms Katona was dropped as the face of frozen food chain Iceland following the revelations.
A spokesman for Cheshire Police said: “A 28-year-old woman from Wilmslow has been released and granted police bail until 12 October at 9am pending further investigation.”
She was held at Runcorn custody suite where she will return to answer bail next month, said a police spokesman.
You have to pity the poor police photographer, probably will the next to get beaten up by her – after all, you can only imagine how awful her mug shot will be with that nose of hers, what her face will look like without the photographer being paid to make the shot flattering and hide it.
It’s even the star of her own violent cartoon now, and used to frighten little children into behaving, with the threat of being adopted by it:
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/directory/K/Kerry_Katona.asp
Kerry Katona dump
The title of this post was Kerry Katona dumped, then I realised that dump was another word for turd, and that just seemed even more accurate, so went with the shorter version.
I’ve never understood why Iceland went with the fat tart, portrayed as if she was some sort of lovely caring mother in their adverts – well, I do know, it;s because she’s another piece of celebrity vermin that attract viewers looking for gossip.
I’ve never understood why the fat tart was also promoted as being attractive, as she’s far from it until covered with makeup applied by an expert, and she’s got a mouth like bucket, and now we know she’s got a nose like one too, thanks to the video that shows her having a good snort to keep her going for another few minutes.
Why are people so willing to be conned like trash such as Kerry Katona, and throw money at them to let them have a life that most people can only be envious of? And why do they always waste it, with drugs and the like.
Celebrity vermin I call them all, and celebrity vermin nearly all of them prove to be, and they should be put down, just like vermin.
At least Iceland didn’t waste any time, and administered a good size 12 boot up her backside, and got rid of the smackhead at the first opportunity, and didn’t go in for any sympathy nonsense.
Like the smug bitch isn’t laughing all the way to bank with their money already, with their £250,00 for doing sod all but putting he fat face into their ads.
Good choice of product there though – stuffed pig pork!
Amy ‘nearly died after drug binge’ – WHO CARES?
Blake Fielder-Civil, 27, told THE SUN how the singer’s eyes went blank and she had a fit before she passed out and stopped breathing.
THE SUN? This story wouldn’t have anything to do with a bit of sensationalism and bit of cash by any chance?
He told The Sun how, in panic, he had pulled his then wife’s tongue out of her mouth so she would not bite it, opened her mouth and breathed air down her throat.
HE WHAT? That soundS more like the sort of kinky romp the two would NORMALLY get up to for kicks when on drug-crazed high, and he’s just some sort of…?
The 25-year-old star had started a drink and drugs binge three days earlier in a pub near Heathrow to celebrate the success of her 2006 album Back to Black, the newspaper reported.
So, assuming this rubbish is true, and the waste of skin really did this, then there was nobody holding it down and forcing the drugs down its throat, up its nose, or anywhere else. WHO CARES?
Fielder-Civil, who divorced Winehouse this month on the grounds of her adultery, said the episode was “the most frightening thing I had ever seen”. He had been taking heroin and crack too and was trying to get his wife to go to bed as she had not slept for three days, he said.
So What? The only surprising thing here is that the drugs brought him out of his normal stupor.
What’s the point of taking this story to THE SUN?
The readers can’t read, so they won’t be able to read it, unless there are pictures to go with it, so the only reason can be to make some money, and make the rest of sick.
DON’T CARE!!!
DON’T WANT TO KNOW!!!
STOP PUSHING THE FREAK IN OUR FACES IN THE NEWS, IN THE PAPERS AND IN THE MEDIA!!!
IT MAKES US SICK EVEN TO LOOK AT IT!!!
Give us peace Amy
Please god, do something to stop the Winehouse freak from endlessly pushing her ugly face into the media at every opportunity.
It has to rank as one of, if not the most horrible thing that is currently being paraded under the name of celebrity.
Even that big fat Scottish thing-that-sings almost comes up looking presentable after all the slap has been caked on, and the excess hair ripped out.
Still pretty horrible to look at under the heading of entertainment, but better than the alien freakiness of Winehouse.
The whining groaning that is supposed to pass for talent is something that escapes me, and is still like some sort of animal being tortured that someone should attend to. Why, apart from giving her body away (and who would, you never know what you might catch) would anyone want to give this thing the endless stream of awards, it’s like rewarding drug-taking and over-dieting as if they were worthy activities.
As if anyone cares, we keep getting endless news releases about it’s life not being in danger, that it and it’s hubby are involved in criminal activities, but yet still seem to be able to escape any sort of justice.
Now it has been found not guilty of assaulting a dancer at a charity ball.
The court heard that the singer hit out at Sharlene Flash at in an “unfortunate accident”.
Isn’t it great what you can do when you’re celebrity vermin – and have enough money to buy everybody off.
Most offensive thing of all though was seeing the creep outside the court – smoking!
Just shows how “socially responsible” it is, setting an example of smoking drinking drugging violent celebrity for the all the kiddy fans to learn and follow.
If ever there was a case for banning, and fining anyone for smoking in public, we’ve just seen it.
Two pics of Britney Spears
Although this is supposed to be a “looks like” pair of pictures, it “looks like” the folk that organise them slipped up on this one, and just posted two normal photos of Britney Spears by mistake.
I can’t see any difference, can you?
You’d still not want to be associated with this waste of skin though, who redefines the word “tramp”:
Court conned by fame connection?
By all accounts, Andrew Tweedy is a reformed habitual drug user and convicted criminal.
Yet after emptying a pepper spray into the face of someone who appears to have been a stranger to him, he walked free from court with a 36-week suspended sentence.
How can anyone with a history of crime that should mean he is locked up and out of our way for years walk free after such a further combination of offences?
The court heard that Tweedy, who describes himself of the “black sheep” of his family, had been carrying the pepper spray to protect himself after he was attacked in the city.
Barrister Paul Caulfield said Tweedy – who has been convicted on 30 occasions for 82 separate offences since 1993 – was “very well known” in Newcastle, and suffered as a result of having a famous sister, pop star Cheryl Cole (who had nothing to say when asked to comment).
At an earlier hearing, Tweedy, 29, pleaded guilty to common assault and possession of a prohibited weapon, the pepper spray. He was given a suspended sentenced of 36 weeks in prison by the Recorder of Newcastle, Judge David Hodson, and will also have to pay his victim £250 compensation and carry out 100 hours of unpaid work.
Well, that’s going to persuade him from carrying on and committing further unprovoked attacks and offences, or taking drugs, isn’t it?
I wish I had a famous celebrity relative.
Winehouse abandons comeback gig
The world’s a slightly better place, as we read of sicko Amy Winhouse abandoning a so-called comeback gig at the St Lucia Jazz Festival – you have to wonder how much the organisers were paid in bribes to let that rubbish even be seen at their event, let alone assault people’s ears.
This vile creature had the cheek to blame the weather on its inability to stagger on and around the stage, and then made it worse by expressing disappointment.
The truth comes from the audience, where “fans” criticised its performance, and described attempts to sing as as “painful”.
To insult those at the festival further, the waste of skin forgot the words, and told the crowd “Sorry, I’m bored”.
A spokesman tried to rewrite history and hide this by later stating that rain flooded the stage, and that even though the performers tried to soldier on, the set had to be cut short.
Funny how the statement varies from what those that was there saw, as the waste mocked them by telling the crowd it was bored, and probably had to be pulled off the stage to stop it saying something even worse to them.
A quote from a local resident named only as Ben seem to have been distorted. While it has been published as “What a wasted talent”, it probably sounded more like “What a waster” when it was originally made.
Davina McCall without makeup
Davina McCall is one of those people who has ended up on TV despite a lack of any recognisable talent or coherence… what?… oh!… I see… those are the requirements for the job.
She has the misfortune to be pretty… pretty awful to look at that is, if you’re unfortunate enough to catch her without any makeup slapped on her face.
Seriously, this is not ajust a dig. If you ever catch her pulling a face, and does so when she is withouy makeup. then you can see how she will turn into one of those unfortanate Italian grandmas that have spent their whole lives out in the sun, and have become dried up and deeply wrinkled as a result.
Davina, first thing in the morning when she’s just got out of somebody’s bed, and not had time to reach the slap:
Davina in the morning, just out of bed, no makeup, needs a shower
The polo set are pretty smart
I wouldn’t normally pat the monied ranks of the “polo set” on the back, but they got things just right back in July when they sent tramp Jordan (who presumably uses a second identity as Katie Price to fool the tax man) packing when she tried to crash one of their events. In July, Price was turned away from the Cartier International polo event in Windsor, Berkshire. She claimed she was told she was not the type they wanted.
Too right – rubbish like that isn’t wanted anywhere.
She later argued that she knew more about horses than most of the celebrity guests at the society event.
Well that wouldn’t be hard, given the amount of “riding” we see her doing when we’re unfortunate to catch her and her stud on their TV programme we can’t avoid when changing channels – god, I wish digital TV boxes changed channels faster!
Price appeared at the Horse of the Year show on her horse, Jordan’s Glamour Girl.
What sort of a name is that for a horse – you might as well call it “Get you kit out for the boys”.
“I am delighted to be able to invite Katie back for the finale,” said show director Mark Wein.
Price found fame as a glamour model.Funny, I thought she found fame as a piece of tat that forced its way into publicity and celebrity for having its chest pumped up to ridiculous levels in order to appeal to the leering, juvenile males of the land that would pay to ogle her.
She has since published bestselling books, launched merchandise including lingerie, cosmetics and equestrian wear, and appears in the reality TV series Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter.
So, she put her name on a book someone wrote for her (did she use a crayon or just place her mark on the contract), used her celebrity name to push a load of cheap and trashy underwear and perfume, and makes a porn programme about her and her stud where we see her repeatedly “giving her one”.
It’s not really much to be proud of.
Thank goodness for the nice people at the Cartier polo event, at least they’re not diverted by a huge pair of boobs and some soft porn, and can see when it’s time to get the bucket and shovel out and clean the dropping away from their door before the smell gets in.
Give Amy a break
“Give Amy Winehouse a break” said the commentator as he voiced-over pictures of the alien getting whisked off to yet another sesion in rehab. “She’s trying” said the disembodied voice.
How many breaks do you get before people realise you’re taking them for a ride?
The Auld Git’s coming to the conclusion that the Winhouse is actually an alien sent to earth to spy out the land in advance of an invasion, but was the equivalent of the “short straw” choice, and was the one with no brain – hence the “thing” that clings to the Winehouse head. While the plan was to maintain a human frontage and remain in hiding, the short straw winner was the stupidest of the bunch, and can’t remember to maintain its human appearance
